Who Do You Find Attractive But Feel Would Be Too Weird To Fuck?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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• Sep 21, 2011

• #1

For me it's Marie Osmond. The sex might be pleasant but the nightmares would be bizarre.

Sarah Palin too. Gotta put it in the small hole because the other one is made for luggage.

 

mrtrebus

• Sep 21, 2011

• #2

My brother's wife.

 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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• Sep 21, 2011

• #3

mrtrebus said:

My brother's wife.

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It would be weird for me to fuck your brother's wife too. I agree.

 

mrtrebus

• Sep 21, 2011

• #4

Dino Velvet said:

It would be weird for me to fuck your brother's wife too. I agree.

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Yeah. Cos she dead!!

 

busenbust

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• Sep 21, 2011

• #5

yes, prob. Sarah Palin too -- but i would try

 

mrtrebus

• Sep 21, 2011

• #6

busenbust

 

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Bloodshot Scott

• Sep 21, 2011

• #7

Megan Fox. Phuggin' nutbag. Also Britney Spears and Christina Aguilara. I'm sure some more will cum to mind.

 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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• Sep 21, 2011

• #8

mrtrebus said:

Yeah. Cos she dead!!

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That would make it OK again for me. Everything comes full circle. Those dead eyes are preferable than the look of disapproval and outrage.

 

Ravenholm

• Sep 21, 2011

• #9

Humping a corpse? what kind of sick world are we living in here!. Now if it was a zombie chick I had the hots for before she turned into one... then I refuse to answer that question!.

 

FreeOnes_Anders

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• Sep 21, 2011

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mrtrebus

• Sep 22, 2011

• #11

Ravenholm said:

Humping a corpse? what kind of sick world are we living in here!. Now if it was a zombie chick I had the hots for before she turned into one... then I refuse to answer that question!.

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Little Red Wagon Repairman

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• Sep 22, 2011

• #12

Ravenholm said:

Humping a corpse? what kind of sick world are we living in here!

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Last I checked, Earth. Happens all the time. No need to be a prude and rain on my parade. Someone has Necrophiliaphobia.

 

Ravenholm

• Sep 22, 2011

• #13

Here is the Samael version of that song pal.

Dino Velvet said:

Last I checked, Earth. Happens all the time. No need to be a prude and rain on my parade. Someone has Necrophiliaphobia.

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What ever rocks your boat pal. All I have to say is... watch you don't get caught.

 

sid-sexy

Banned

• Sep 22, 2011

• #14

Any hot cartoon babe. Fucking Taarna might seem cool in theory... But would be odd to impossible in real life.
http://www.taarna.net/

 

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Frank Grimes

• Sep 22, 2011

• #15

There's a woman who works at my local strip club. Hot as fuck, but after having a few conversations with her I've gotten enough of a crazy vibe that I'd be scared to sleep with her. I'd be afraid of waking up to find her holding a knife to my throat or something.

But the crazy vibe hasn't stopped me from getting lap dances from her on occasion.

 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol

• Sep 22, 2011

• #16

Bill Nye the Science Guy, Emo Phillips or Bobcat Goldthwaite.

 

Jobwell Dunn

• Sep 22, 2011

• #17

My mom's best friend (she isn't a lot older than me). I would so like to do her, but it would be really weird afterwards.

 

Galactic

• Sep 22, 2011

• #18

Jobwell Dunn said:

My mom's best friend (she isn't a lot older than me). I would so like to do her, but it would be really weird afterwards.

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Fucking do it, take pictures/video, and post that shit here for us. Don't think about it...do it. :yesyes:

 

BDwestcoast

• Sep 22, 2011

• #19

Most of the dealers at the cardroom I go to....

 

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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family

• Sep 22, 2011

• #20

Officer Hooks from Police Academy that squeaky voice of hers hachi machi.